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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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