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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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