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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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