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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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