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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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