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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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