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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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