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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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