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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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