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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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