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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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