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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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