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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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