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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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