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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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