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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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