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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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