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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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