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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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