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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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