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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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