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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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