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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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