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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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