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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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