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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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