Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.