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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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