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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Buddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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