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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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