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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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