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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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