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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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