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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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