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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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