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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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