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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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