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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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