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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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