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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Molly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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