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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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