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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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