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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Weasley eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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