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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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