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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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