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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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