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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maya eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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