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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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