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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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