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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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