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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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