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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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