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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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