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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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