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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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