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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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