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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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